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You gotta love those Asian companies that try to do business in the US, but can’t afford to hire a good translator. I just received the following from a spammer trying to sell me diesel fuel injection parts. Or maybe they’re not. I’m not sure.

Dear sir/madam,

First hope this mail doesn’t disturb you much.

Herewith we would like to introduce ourselves in briefly:
we are specialist in manufacturing diesel fuel injection system for about 20 years.

Our production major in VE Pump. VE Pump parts ( Feed pump,Cam disk,Drive Shaft ,Magnet Valve)
Plunger(A,AD,P,PS7100,PS8500).Nozzle(DN..DN.P…S..SN..PN)
D.valve(A,P),CAT(8N7005),2733,HeadRotor.M100(LUCAS ,ZEXEL,
BOSHC,DENSO,)

H&R… you can connect our email address and get more information.

We will try our best to meet with your requests.We will provide the products that with good quality and reasonable price to our customers,and we also hope to do long-term coopestration with you!

Thanks for your kind patience and waiting for your soonest response!

Finally,we would like to wish you happy and healthy and wish your company boom truthfully!

Well I’m sold! My only question for them is, “what?”

Can someone tell me what “long-term coopestration” is? At least they’re wishing me good boom. Whatever that is.