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Entries from April 2006

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April 30th, 2006 · 4 Comments

I am home. Safe and sound. My family met me in the baggage claim area of the Tucson airport yesterday, and my kids received me like a velcro strip on a shag carpet. I mean that literally. It’s Sunday evening now, and I still haven’t been able to tear my daughter […]

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Tags: Travel

Homeward Bound

April 29th, 2006 · 4 Comments

I am writing this from Phoenix Sky Harbor Airport, in Phoenix, AZ, which seems to an appropriate location for it. I arrived here at about noon on Saturday, after what is arguably the worst flight I have ever been on. This isn’t to say the flight itself was terrible. It was smooth […]

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Tags: Humor · Travel

Goodbye Virginia. It Was Nice To See You Again

April 28th, 2006 · 3 Comments

Today is my last full day in Virginia. I really enjoyed my time here. The first time I was here was in the winter time. It was cold and had lots of snow, which is something we don’t get in southern Arizona unless we import it. Pretty lame, if you ask […]

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Tags: Travel

Swimming With The Sharks HNT

April 26th, 2006 · 16 Comments

Out here in Suffolk, VA, I’m very close to a lot of interesting things. Our Nation’s Capitol, Virginia Beach, Norfolk Naval Base (which I hope to visit Thursday), and as I found out last Sunday, The Virginia Marine Science Museum is right there on the beach. Weird that they’d put it there.
Anyway, while […]

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Tags: HNT · Humor · Photoshop

Attention Women!

April 25th, 2006 · 2 Comments

Trust me when I say your guy wants this.

The stats:
Price: Around $1.2 million
Power and Performance: An 8.0-liter W16 that has four turbochargers, gets 1,001 horsepower and burns about 1.33 gallons of gasoline per minute. The transmission is a paddle-operated, dual clutch system with seven gears, driving power to an all-wheel-drive set up. The tires are […]

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Tags: Guys Want This

Greetings From the Virginia Marine Science Museum

April 23rd, 2006 · 2 Comments

Meet Crush.

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Tags: Misc

Undecided HNT

April 19th, 2006 · 17 Comments

I’m on a business trip in Suffolk, VA. Last Saturday I went to Virginia Beach. Now, I’ve not been to every beach in the world, but I’ve been to a few of them. I mean no offense to any native Virginians, but I can only imagine that Virginia Beach is not much […]

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Tags: HNT · Humor · Photoshop

Tales From Virginia

April 18th, 2006 · 5 Comments

Although I still have to finalize the chronicles of my Legoland trip, something I expect to do very soon, I did want to show off some of the scenery I have encountered so far in my trip out East. And so, folks, I give you…Virginia Beach.

Virginia Beach

There’s a boardwalk. I’m under it. […]

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Tags: Humor · Travel

Law of the Land

April 18th, 2006 · 1 Comment

So I’m in my new hotel, and I’m looking over the rules for the room I’m staying in and I’m just a bit confused about something. It says here, and I quote (I’m not making this up);
“All moneys, jewelry, coats, valises, and other valuables must be left at the office and checks received therefor; […]

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Tags: Humor

Happy Easter!

April 16th, 2006 · 2 Comments

I had thought about posting a long, poignant statement on Easter and the resurrection of Jesus Christ, but I had so much to say that I really couldn’t put all my words down. So I’m going to just say this.
Jesus Christ is the Son of God.
Jesus Christ did come to Earth and live as […]

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Tags: Religion