Should have just gave her a cardboard box
What’d They Expect?
May 17th, 2006 · 2 Comments
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1 The Unknown Blogger // May 17, 2006 at 8:55 am
It sprang from the closet and catapulted itself in our direction. We were all caught off guard. The only weapons we had were our intellect and knitting skills. Knitting would not help us now. Or would it. Quickly, I made a lunge for my favorite needle. Would this be enough to slay this beastie? There was only one way to find out. With no time to spare I drew up my battle plan. The beastie would certainly fall for it. I had everything I needed: A carrot, some Smuckers Snosberry flavored preserves, an RBH (Really Big Hammer) and a Phase Plasma Rifle in the 40-watt range.
I covered the carrot with the preserves and used it as bait. I set it on the counter and backed off a bit. The beastie could not resist. He went for the Snosberries. I pulled out the Rifle. It was a perfect shot. It did not hurt him. I guess I needed the Phase Plasma rifle in the 60-watt range. So I grabbed the RBH. Squish! I got him with one shot.
There was such a mess and the smell was repugnant. But I had won. That is all that matters.
2 Shelli // May 17, 2006 at 5:44 pm
Seriously. What is with this “unknown blogger”?
About the post…Weird. Why? I don’t get it. Why does an elephant need to be on the treadmill? I suppose in the wild she would get more exercise than she gets in captivity, but I still don’t understand.
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