Okay, it’s been a few days since my last post. Sorry ’bout that. I’ve got lots to say, but not enough time to write. I look forward to discussing my first kill with y’all. That’s right…Schadeboy is now a murdered (gasp!).
But I’m afraid this one is going to have to be short and sweet. I realize it’s been a while since my last diet update. I’m still on the program. Never stopped. Well, sort of. My recent business trip but a bit of a damper on things. I tried. Really, I did. Unfortunately, I wasn’t too successful at staying with it while in Virginia. I’ll blame my parents, of course.
So here’s the skinny (ha ha!) on it all. I gained about 10 pound of real weight, and about 5 pounds of water weight. Those of you who have done this before know that the first 5 to 10 pounds of weight loss is really just retained water. That’s what you lose first, and it comes off real quick. That’s why all of those beauty magazines out there can say “Lose 10 Pounds in 4 hours!” or something like that. It’s all water weight and it is the first and easiest to come off. Any weight-loss regime will do that for you. Then you’re stuck with what I call the real weight. So that’s where I am, now. Trying to shed the pounds I put back on. It’s a slow process, but this morning I was down another couple of pounds, so I’m making progress. Hopefully I’ll see 250 again real soon.
And that’s where the real test of this diet program will be. If I can get below 250, then this thing is the best weight-loss program since Richard Simmons first sweated his gay happy little self across America with his fat well-rounded full-figured cedre of dance buddies on those Oldies tapes. I’ve never been able to get below that on any program I’ve been on. I don’t even remember the last time I was that light. I’m pretty sure I was at one point, but it might have been way back in the 80’s, before I graduated from high school. That was like, a whole millennium ago!
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1 Shelli // May 24, 2006 at 9:00 am
You can do it, SchadeBoy. I know you can. I am here if you need encouragement.
2 Puffin // May 24, 2006 at 10:37 am
Back when I was wrestling in High School I showed up to match at my wiehght, but there was a slot open to wrestle in the next weight class down…Coach wanted me to put on a bunch of sweat clothes and run…I lost 11 pounds in 1 hour. Then was too tired to even wrestle and lost on points. I was in a gorwth spurt during wrestling season and couldn’t maintain my weight class and was constantly sick from trying to cut weight. Got so sick that I finally just gave it all up.
3 Isadora // May 24, 2006 at 3:00 pm
Good luck with the weight loss. It may go faster if you drink more water.
cheers,
Isadora
4 Sam // May 28, 2006 at 8:08 pm
Here’s my problem: I only have 10 pounds to lose. I know, cry me a river and such, but when there’s only 10 pounds, it’s a pain in the bottom to get rid of it! Those ten pounds mean the difference between fitting in my clothes and buying all new ones.
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