I’m not going to get into a lot of detail, here. Let’s just say that Gerald got his shrink ray thing working. I don’t know how, exactly. He kept mumbling something about feltzer valves, duct tape, and ball bearings. All I know is, I’m back to my normal size, and having a lot of fun making big things small and small things big.
Here I am on the beach standing next to my friend Marc Rader’s Bawls. I thought his Bawls were way to small, so I enlarged a couple of them for him. You know, it’s kind of interesting standing this close to some guys enlarged Bawls. Marc’s Bawls tastes pretty good, too. Kind of like Ginger Ale, you know? I can’t recommend drinking too much Bawls, though. The product is extremely caffeinated.
There’s also Bawls Mints. You can suck on your Bawls instead of drinking them. They don’t last as long as if you drink them, but they are just as good. I’ve sucked on Marc’s Bawls a couple of times, but I prefer the drink. Want to suck on or drink your own Bawls? Click the ThinkGeek.com link in my sidebar on the right under “Advertising”. And…hey wait! What’s that shirt I’m wearing? Oh, man! It’s a SchadeBLOG shirt! In stock and available right now from The SchadeBLOG Store!
Happy HNT, everyone. The blue button in the sidebar under “Important Stuff” has more information.


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1 Wenchy // Jun 22, 2006 at 2:11 am
That was so cool!
2 Suze // Jun 22, 2006 at 3:38 am
Brilliant! You are a master of creativeness. I’m a little concerned about the colour of the Bawls though. LOL.
Happy HNT sweetie
3 Polt // Jun 22, 2006 at 3:42 am
Wow, now those ARE some Bawls! But I’m a concerned, cause if you’ve got blue Bawls that size, well, maybe you outta consider seeing a doctor or something.
HAPPY HNT!
4 sandi // Jun 22, 2006 at 5:19 am
cool pic:)
HHNT!
5 lime // Jun 22, 2006 at 6:44 am
you could get lost in that! HHNT
6 Bek // Jun 22, 2006 at 7:20 am
You’re crackin’ me up dude!
7 Marc Rader // Jun 22, 2006 at 7:29 am
I can assure you that I did not have small bawls to start. My Bawls are constantly getting in the way. I keep them on my desk and I am constantly bumping into them. The only time I did not trip all over them was when I put them in the fridge to chill them.
8 Schadeboy // Jun 22, 2006 at 7:40 am
…thus the color…
9 Crimson // Jun 22, 2006 at 8:43 am
I love it! HHNT
10 cinders // Jun 22, 2006 at 11:15 am
Looks like there’s enough Bawls to go around… didn’t your mother teach you to share your Bawls?
Happy HNT!
11 Becca // Jun 22, 2006 at 1:28 pm
I would love to suck that much blue Bawl’s down…
HHNT
12 Anne // Jun 22, 2006 at 3:35 pm
Nothing better than suckin sweet cool Bawls on a hot day.
Your HNT’s are the worst.
Hee Hee..thought I would mix it up a bit… fabulous as always.
13 Lee Ann // Jun 22, 2006 at 4:48 pm
Classic…love it!
Happy HNT!
14 robmcj // Jun 22, 2006 at 5:07 pm
Great attention to detail in that picture. Happy HNT.
I checked out the shop, but I’ll wait for the winter sales to pick up a tee-shirt cheap.
15 Sam // Jun 22, 2006 at 9:57 pm
You said Bawls A LOT. More than I say f@#!. You used Bawls in a variety of ways. You funny man, Schadeboy. Oh, and I love the photochop job. Perfection, as per usual.
16 Kat // Jun 23, 2006 at 6:14 pm
lmao. blue bawls.
17 Shelli // Jun 23, 2006 at 9:46 pm
You are really hilarious. And talented.
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