On one of my many excursions to the Caribbean, which I go to about every other week (in my mind), I found this little island out in the middle of no where. I set up my fully automatic camera/tripod combination to take a self-portrait on the beach. Things are going nicely, when all of a sudden, the tripod changes position and pans the camera slightly to the left. It's programmed to center itself automatically on the coolest thing in the shot, which is normally me. I'm somewhat stunned at this, because as far as I knew, the only cool thing on the entire island (besides me) was this huge pirate ship that had managed to beach itself just down the way a bit. But that wasn't in this particular shot, so the camera shouldn't have been moving. And yet, it was.
I scarcely had anough time to even react, though, when this bozo charges right past me dressed in some weird get up, flailing his arms around as if he were being chased by a herd of cannibals. The camera snapped the picture just before the guy gets past it. It's like I'm not even there, to him, you know? Of course, the batteries died immediately after that, so the whole shot is ruined and I can't take another. I tell you, some people are so rude.
The good news, though, is that I'm wearing that nifty SchadeBLOG shirt, again. And I'm pretty positive that all of your are wondering how you can get one yourself.
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1 Crimson // Jul 19, 2006 at 10:59 pm
Ok…I want one!!
2 lecram // Jul 19, 2006 at 11:00 pm
your photo skills are aleays stellar! Cheers & Happy HNT!
3 BobbyEL // Jul 19, 2006 at 11:09 pm
Dead men tell no tales. From the looks of things, you probably won't be talking soon.
4 BobbyEL // Jul 19, 2006 at 11:11 pm
is this a pirated photo?
5 Suze // Jul 20, 2006 at 3:22 am
I'd watch where they put those spears. Perhaps you should take heed of Jack Sparrow's example and run like f*** Happy HNT Sweetie
6 Suze // Jul 20, 2006 at 3:23 am
I’d watch where they’re putting those spears. If I were you I’d heed Jack Sparrow’s example and run like f****
Happy HNT Sweetie
7 Sexy Duet // Jul 20, 2006 at 5:36 am
I love your photoshopping efforts, make for great shots. Happy HNT!
Ms SD
8 Polt // Jul 20, 2006 at 5:42 am
Oooh, watch out, you're gonna get run over by those…things in the background! HAPPY HNT!
9 sandi // Jul 20, 2006 at 5:44 am
Too cool! I love it! HHNT!
10 lime // Jul 20, 2006 at 7:04 am
hehehehe, thanks for a great giggle! HHNT
11 Heather // Jul 20, 2006 at 7:33 am
Good Job! HHNT!
12 Anne // Jul 20, 2006 at 8:47 am
Another great one!
13 Bek // Jul 20, 2006 at 12:15 pm
Happy HNT!!
14 Cosima // Jul 20, 2006 at 12:50 pm
Lol…Way cool! Happy HNT!
15 AndyT13 // Jul 20, 2006 at 1:30 pm
Dude. You. Are so. Awesome. HHNT!
16 robmcj // Jul 20, 2006 at 3:18 pm
LOL
17 m_o_o_nspells // Jul 20, 2006 at 3:48 pm
Heya Schade, Happy HNT! Psst…I'm not sure if you're aware of this or not but JOHNNY DEPP is in your HNT pic! No, seriously…go check…I'll wait… ;o)
18 Shelli // Jul 21, 2006 at 4:12 am
hee hee! Very nice, Schade.
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