As you may recall, I recently ranted about the stupid policies which appear to be employed by Home Depot . The title of this particular rant suggested that I think Home Depot sucks a particular cheesy secretion of the sebaceous glands of pigs. First, I should admit that I have no idea if pigs even have sebaceous glands. But even more importantly, I should point out that Sebaceous Glands would be an excellent name for a rock band. I'd also like to take an opportunity to share something that I recently learned about Home Depot's business practices in regards to evap. coolers, which is what brought about this whole debacle as it stands. See, it's not Home Depot's fault after all. That fact that I thought this should demonstrate just exactly how much of my brain has been turned into raw oyster spittle.
Of course it's not Home Depot's fault! That would be silly of me to suspect a highly visible retail chain of such silly nonsense. It's the cooler manufacturer's fault. They got a stupid thing where they force retail chains to buy a minimum number of units per order. So Home Depot is off my black list for now. At least until the new Loew's gets built.
And you cooler vendors can go suck raw oyster spittle.
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1 Susie // Aug 10, 2006 at 8:29 am
OK lets try that again! I got so into watching the live comment preview that somehow the comment disappeared…maybe your giant twin ate it?
Thats a fabulous HNT sir!
2 Shelli // Aug 10, 2006 at 2:47 pm
Idiots! That's all I got to say.
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