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Manly HNT

August 16th, 2006 · 15 Comments

This week I got a new toy.  Two, actually, but this one is fully powered.  The other one is a spray texture gun, which I am using to apply acoustic texture to the repaired ceiling I've been working on for the past two weeks.  I can honestly say that I hate - hate mind you - acoustic ceiling texture.  Whoever invented it should be dragged through mud, shot, drawn and quartered, hung, and forced to listen to the new Paris Hilton song.  This stuff is nasty, stupid, and incredibly messy.  I can't understand why anyone in their right might would want it.  I don't want it, but it's a lot easier to try and spray on the new stuff than go through the entire house and remove it all.  That's a project for another day.

Anyway, the subject of tonight's HNT is the new 8 amp Craftsman reciprocating saw I am posed so menacingly with.  Notice how much more manly I look holding it with a toolbelt strapped around my waist.  The lack of a smile also increases the machismo of this shot.  On top of that, I have a cordless powerdrill in my holster.  What more could you want?  This photo is oozing so much testosterone you probably should make sure your keyboards are protected so as not to get any on them.  The best part is, it's all real.  Not a single thing photoshopped here, folks.  It's all me…all man.  Sometimes I amaze even myself.

Happy HNT, everyone.  The blue button on the right sidebar has all the answers.

Manly HNT

 Just a reminder - you can get a shirt exactly like the one I'm wearing at The SchadeBLOG Store .  Imagine!  You could be as manly as I am!  Unless, of course, you're a woman.

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  • 1 Sexy Duet // Aug 16, 2006 at 10:37 pm

    Very nice tools you have there!!! Happy HNT  Ms SD (I am aware of your new blog policy so I have removed the link to our website.  I hope you dont mind me still commenting here now and again though)

  • 2 Lee Ann // Aug 16, 2006 at 10:38 pm

    Wow, you are armed and prepared! Happy HNT!

  • 3 Crimson // Aug 16, 2006 at 11:00 pm

    Yes..oozing manliness!  HHNT!

  • 4 Shelli // Aug 16, 2006 at 11:02 pm

    hee hee hee.  Cool, Schade.  (hey, I think that there may be a pun there somewhere!)

  • 5 cosima // Aug 17, 2006 at 1:12 am

    You look manly and dangerous, indeed!  Happy HNT to you!

  • 6 Suze // Aug 17, 2006 at 3:20 am

    Is that a gun…Ok I’ll leave it there! Have fun with your gun.

    Happy HNT sweetie ;)

  • 7 robmcj // Aug 17, 2006 at 5:07 am

    That's a big one. Since your whole ceiling debacle began, I have developed one of my own. Could this be some kind of blog-transmitted virus?

  • 8 Diane // Aug 17, 2006 at 7:09 am

    HHNT to you!!

  • 9 keda // Aug 17, 2006 at 8:05 am

    woohooo! dude in a toolbelt! damn i need one of them :) happy hnt hero. 

  • 10 Susie // Aug 17, 2006 at 9:43 am

    Oh man, Schade, I just got my cottage cheese ceiling painted after begging my landlord for 5 years to do it…..it is so ugly, I hate it, and I totally agree with you…….but now, at least my ceiling is white! As for power tools, AR AR  AR! I love tools, I love to build stuff, can I come over and help?

  • 11 lime // Aug 17, 2006 at 12:15 pm

    mr spock would say 'fascinating' i'm gonna say (like tim the toolman) *grunt grunt grunt*  MORE POWER!  HHNT!

  • 12 Marc Rader // Aug 17, 2006 at 12:41 pm

    That post was so manly, I didn’t expect to see any periods in it.  Maddox should give you an honorable mention.

  • 13 Emily // Aug 17, 2006 at 1:26 pm

    I thought you had an Uzi there to start with big boy! Happy HNT! Emily

  • 14 The Melody Censor // Aug 17, 2006 at 10:15 pm

    very manly indeed! Happy HNT

  • 15 anne // Aug 19, 2006 at 10:30 pm

    I see a bit of John Wayne in that pose there…very manly man… :)

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