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Snakes on a HNT

August 24th, 2006 · 15 Comments

To some people, I'm known simply as Brain.  I will go ahead and let you think it's because I'm real smart.

Some of you may be aware of the new movie, Snakes on a Plane, Starring the regal Samuel L. Jackson.  What you may not be aware of, though, is that initially, they were going to call it a much different title; Snakes on a Brain on a Plane.  We even went as far as filming some scenes.  Unfortunately, we ran into some negotiation snafus.  Those guys on the production crew are really stingy.  All I wanted was a 62" HDTV plasma television set in each corner of my dressing trailer, as well as one above my bed and one in the bathroom.  I don't think that's asking too much. 

So they had to film all of those scenes all over again.  Then they changed the name, so they had to reprint all of the promotional flyers and posters.  Like that would have cost less than six plasma televisions! 

Well, I did manage to grab the footage that had been shot with me in it.  Here's a frame from one of my scenes.

SOAP HNT 2

I also managed to snag a pre-production work-in-progress promotional poster that still had me in it.  It wasn't quite finished, though, so it's a little rough.

SOAP HNT 1

Happy HNT, everyone! Osbasso's got more of 'em!

Many thanks to my friend, Marc Rader for the inspiration for this idea.  I have to admit, i will never see this movie.  But the Internet hype that surrounds it makes it fun to play around with.

Tags: HNT · Humor · Photoshop

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  • 1 Susie // Aug 24, 2006 at 1:32 am

    LOL……I can’t believe it!
    For the price of a coupla a plasmas!
    Such a deal!

    I can’t believe they didn’t go for it~

    HHNT

  • 2 Cosima // Aug 24, 2006 at 1:36 am

    You look as cool as them! I heard it opened not as well as they expected…no wonder if the main star is missing!  Happy HNT!

  • 3 Suze // Aug 24, 2006 at 4:19 am

    This one has to be my favourite. You are always an inpsiration.

    Happy HNT sweetie ;)

  • 4 Tragic // Aug 24, 2006 at 4:27 am

    LOL!!! *screams & pulls at hair* My guy is a big WoW player. I have heard more than I ever needed to know about "SNAKES ON THE MUTHAFKN PLANE!" this week!!! LMAO! HHNT hun,…good post!

  • 5 lime // Aug 24, 2006 at 5:40 am

    LOL, too funny!  good one. HHNT

  • 6 Emily // Aug 24, 2006 at 6:30 am

    Now that's so bizarre, it's clever! Snakes on an HNT.. hmmm.. HHNT!  Emily

  • 7 Polt // Aug 24, 2006 at 6:32 am

    AHHHH, I LOVE it!!!  That movie had me laughing all the way through it!  I'm tired of this Muthaf-ing Scahdeboy on this Muthaf-ing plane! :) HAPPY HNT! 

  • 8 Crimson // Aug 24, 2006 at 9:02 am

    Cool :) HHNT!

  • 9 Rebekah // Aug 24, 2006 at 10:16 am

    Tee hee hee, that is funny!  My S.O. went to see that on Monday.  He said it was dumb but had it's funny moments.  Glad he didn't insist I go! Happy HNT!

  • 10 Diane // Aug 24, 2006 at 11:10 am

    OMG…that's so funny, very creative !!  HHNT to you!

  • 11 anne // Aug 24, 2006 at 6:18 pm

    Sweet…as usual….

  • 12 robmcj // Aug 24, 2006 at 8:05 pm

    I won't see the film either. But I want to see United 93. Were you in that one too? HHNT.

  • 13 Sam // Aug 25, 2006 at 6:30 pm

    I saw it last night, and my goodness it was the funniest + scary + gross + stupid film ever. It was so bad it was good. I hope I'm not considered lude or overtly blah blah. If I am, I'll keep my comments to myself and be content with email. Just let me know!

  • 14 Shelli // Aug 25, 2006 at 6:57 pm

    You are hilarious and talented, Schade.

  • 15 Tish // Aug 26, 2006 at 2:26 am

    Great job!  :)

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