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How To Be A Billionaire In Three Easy Steps

October 11th, 2006 · 2 Comments

Here are the steps.  Pay close attention, okay?

First, invent an Internet service that everyone loves.  It should be based on one of the three basic needs that everyone shares:

  1. Food
  2. Shelter
  3. The need to post personal videos to the Internet

Second, from your garage or basement, start a company that provides this service.  If you don't have a garage, you could be in trouble at this point.  You have to start it in the garage.  All highly successful companies were started in garages.  Google , Apple , YouTube , etc.  A dormatory might suffice, as it did in the case of Dell .  The only real exception to this is Microsoft, which Bill Gates started by eating another software company.

Third - and this here is the critical step - get bought out by Google before your company's second birthday for 1.65 billion dollars .

Don't be fooled by the relative ease of this formula.  I think that last step there might be harder than it sounds.

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  • 1 Marc Rader // Oct 11, 2006 at 12:42 pm

    I think on of the divisions of HP was started in a garage. Qhat do you think a basement would get you?

  • 2 Anna // Oct 11, 2006 at 6:01 pm

    What about a lovely breakfast nook or a window bench? Having one of those could be a spring board to my online knitting empire. Right? Right?

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