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Okay, everyone.  Today, I would like to show off my hero side. It's not common knowledge, but I routinely save the butts of everyone living on the Planet Earth and the entire known galaxy.  How?  By thwarting evil in every incarnation.  For example, just this past week, I kept everyone from having to tangle with the evil Arcosian Empire.  The Arcosians are a terrible race of beings who look like gray-skinned Klingons, have thick white blood, and sing like Kevin Federline.  Lately, they've taken to building these huge super-spacestations that look like giant spinning wheels and have the power to unleash entire Barry Manilow albums in a single fire burst.  But fortunately, I have my trusty starship and loyal crew to stop them.

Today's HNT shows me in the process of destroying one of those space stations prior a planet-wide invasion of Earth, thus ensuring that everyone on the planet gets to watch their precious CSI, 24, and Great Race episodes without having to hear a charming rendition of Mandy.  This trip was fairly easy.   All we had to do was fire our proton torpedoes into a two-meter thermal exhaust port, which started a chain reaction that destroyed the main reactor and ultimately the entire station.  Unfortunately one big-boss Arcosian dude escaped, thus ensuring at least one sequel.

Alert Reader: Hey, how come that image looks exactly like the Sombrero galaxy (color enhanced) ?

Me: Shut up!  It is not!  It's a very powerful thermonuclear explosion that wiped out the entire station and portions of Ted Kennedy!  Geez, you people think you know everything!

Alert Reader: Okay, Mr. Starbucker!  If that's the case, then where's your spaceship?

Me: Hello!  Did you not hear me say it's a thermonuclear explosion?  To the max?!  Do you think I'd be sticking around to watch something like that, let alone pose for a picture?  Gosh!

Happy HNT, everyone!  I have a blue HNT button in my right sidebar that will explain everything (even how galaxies can look like thermonuclear explosions).