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Once again, it’s time to play the game where I pretend I have about 67,345.9 readers that actually send me important questions and hope that I will use my superior intellect to answer them. Today’s question comes from Roland Thumpleganger of Unicorn, PA (that’s a real city. The ZIP code is 17563. I am not making […]

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I have always felt that everyone should do their civic duty and serve as a peer on a jury panel. I use the term “serve” here in the same way I would use the phrase “waste your time”. Let me explain.
The other day I had the privilege of waiting around to see if […]

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It’s pretty hard to come up with anything poignant or wise to say in the wake of the Virginia Tech shootings. There certainly isn’t anything funny to say. But I feel that I’d like to say something.
I don’t know about anyone else, but many times I find myself wondering what I’d do if […]

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Apparently, a new crew was welcomed on board the International Space Station, recently. And if Google News can be trusted - and why wouldn’t we trust them - Martha Stewart was among the new crew members to step aboard. She must be up there teaching them to make healthy, but attractive, meals.

This has […]

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In fact, we’ll beat the crap out of you and throw you out
Key Quote: The bar tells the story a little differently, however. They claim Maujean didn’t order anything to drink at all.

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Scientists think you may have beenborn wrong.
Key Quote:”Humans have been born vaginally for a very long time…”

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The real question, of course, is does it come in yellow polka dots?.

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I was going to write an exceptionally witty commentary about the year 2006, but I'm too lazy. I'm also a big supporter of the process called "not re-inventing the wheel." So I'm going to defer to Dave Barry's version of 2006, which can be found here.

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Today is the first day of 2007.  A time to reflect on the past year, and a time to look forward to a new one.  Most people take an opportunity to forge new goals for their lives, as well.  I am not necessarily one to make New Year’s resolutions, but I’ve done it from time […]

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Yeah, we hate when that happens, too.

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