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The Stories For The Grandkids Should Be Interesting

April 8th, 2008 · No Comments

Bride, groom spend wedding night in jail
Key Quote: "The groom and cousin were arrested for allegedly resisting arrest."
I don’t understand how that works, but hey, that’s why I’m not in law enforcement.

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Tags: Family · Thanks to Dave Barry

If You’re A Parent, You Understand…

March 20th, 2008 · 1 Comment

 

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Tags: Family · Humor

Chasing Rabbits

February 26th, 2008 · 7 Comments

In my experience as a parent, I have found, as so many of you parents probably have also, that parents are really just a bunch of hypocrites.  And I mean this only in the nicest way possible.
What got me to thinking of this is the way that I recently tried to entice my daughters into […]

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Tags: Family · Humor

Put Your Hands Together For Adam Keith!

August 9th, 2007 · 5 Comments

I would like to take the opportunity now to announce to the world that on August 8, 2007, my newest son was born to our family.  Adam Keith is his name, and the world better watch out because he’s here to rock. I don’t have a lot of time right now to tell his entire […]

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Again With The Ketchup?

July 30th, 2007 · 3 Comments

I’ve said it before on this blog, and I’ll say it again; I absolutely love ketchup.  It’s the world’s most perfect condiment.  It magically improves the taste of a lot of foods in which taste was sort of left out of the mix (eggs and potatoes, for example) and it gives an extra kick to […]

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What Dad Wants

May 15th, 2007 · No Comments

My previous post inspired me to start thinking about Father’s Day.  I know, it’s a little too soon after Mother’s Day, but seriously, it’s going to fall upon us sooner than you think, and if you’re anything like me, it will come as a complete surprise; “Whoa!  It’s Father’s Day, already?  Dang, I need to […]

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Tags: Family · Guys Want This · Humor

Early Christmas

December 12th, 2006 · 1 Comment

Mrs. Schadeboy gave me an early Christmas gift.  And may I say it's just the coolest thing ever!  You can get one for your own bad self from the Star Wars Shop.  Click on the Star Wars Shop link in the ads to the left, then select iPod Cases from the left-hand menu of the […]

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Tags: Family · The Blog

Attention Mothers and Future Mothers

December 5th, 2006 · No Comments

The way to get your man more involved in diaper duties is to get him a super macho baby bag

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Tags: Family · Humor

The Girl, The Dog, and Dynamite

October 23rd, 2006 · 1 Comment

Lately I've been pressured to get some photos of our new dog up on here, so here we go.  Mostly this pressure has been coming from our family friend who sold us the puppy.  In continuing with my strict rule of not revealing the names of people we know, I will not be telling you […]

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Tags: Family · Humor

I Give You Bear

September 26th, 2006 · 1 Comment

I was going through my system looking for images to use as a wallpaper, and came across this forgotten gem.  The week has been busy, and I haven't had any time to write.  So in lieu of something funny, I give you my Little Bear.  She's funny in her own right.  But she's also incredibly […]

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Tags: Family