Clash of the Titans was my first big break. Unfortunately, the movie didn't do well. But it did feature some interesting pictures of dead, snake-haired naked women. Here, in this fully restored production still from the movie, we see Perseus has just presented the head of Medusa. The wench who, by a single look, can […]
Entries Tagged as 'HNT'
Clash of the HNT
October 18th, 2006 · 14 Comments
HNT at Ludicrous Speed
October 11th, 2006 · 11 Comments
As you can see in this never-before-seen, very rare production still, I was the original Dark Helmet. Unfortunately, scheduling conflicts with my other project prevented me from fulfilling my duties in this role. My understudy, Mr. Moranis, was ultimately called in. I do say he did a fine job, especially with the whole "action […]
California HNT Patrol All Over Again
October 4th, 2006 · 11 Comments
A couple of weeks ago, I posted an image of me with Ponch and John. That image was a promotional still image, which didn't really do much to prove that I was actually in an episode with them. So, after much scrounging and Photoshopping, I finally found an actual still from one of the scenes […]
HNT in Cincinnati
September 27th, 2006 · 8 Comments
One name: Lonnie Anderson.
Okay, continuing with our theme of "Great Shows from the 70's and 80's that I was in", I present to you, WKRP in Cincinnati. Yes, believe it or not, I was in this show, as well. My agent was good. He got me in a lot of the top shows from that […]
California HNT Patrol
September 20th, 2006 · 14 Comments
In continueing with the theme started last week, here is another publicity still from a great 70's/80's show. You all know Ponch and John. But you probably don't know about Smiley, played by your's truely. The problem is, they cut my scenes from the episode that introduced my character. My character was like Angel from […]
That 70’s HNT
September 13th, 2006 · 14 Comments
Okay, folks, tonight we start with the first in a series of HNT photos that my friend over at Rader's Rants suggested. Not many people know this, but I was in a number of popular television shows back in the 70's and 80's. However, there is a conspiracy going on. I have been removed, […]
Secret Underground HNT
September 6th, 2006 · 11 Comments
I have a secret underground laboratory. Because it is secret, I cannot tell you that it is located under my house. Nor can I tell you that there are exactly four entrances, one of which is a super cool elevator that looks a lot like my front porch. I also can't tell you that the […]
HNT Ideas
September 6th, 2006 · 1 Comment
My friend Marc Rader, the brainchild behind Rader's Rants and Illegal Alien Wear has given me a great idea for a series of HNT photos. However, I'm having some difficulty locating source material good enough to execute it. So I'm soliciting some help from my vast base of over 6 billion readers. If […]
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Bottled HNT
August 30th, 2006 · 11 Comments
My family owns a local soft drink distribution company. So growing up, I had access to all the soft drinks I could take in. My mom always told me, "You keep drinking that, one day you're going to turn into a soda bottle!" I guess she was right.
Happy HNT, everyone. Just […]
Snakes on a HNT
August 24th, 2006 · 15 Comments
To some people, I'm known simply as Brain. I will go ahead and let you think it's because I'm real smart.
Some of you may be aware of the new movie, Snakes on a Plane, Starring the regal Samuel L. Jackson. What you may not be aware of, though, is that initially, they were going to […]
