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Manly HNT

August 16th, 2006 · 15 Comments

This week I got a new toy.  Two, actually, but this one is fully powered.  The other one is a spray texture gun, which I am using to apply acoustic texture to the repaired ceiling I've been working on for the past two weeks.  I can honestly say that I hate - hate mind you […]

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Twins HNT

August 9th, 2006 · 16 Comments

Not many people know this, but I have a twin.
His name is Doug.  Doug was always such a great older brother to me.  He was born about 6.36 minutes before I was.  Despite the obvious similarities between us, Doug was never quite as outgoing as I was.  Oh, he excelled at sports - especially football.  […]

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Deconstructing HNT

August 2nd, 2006 · 12 Comments

Over the course of the last week, I have been hinting at, but not necessarily directly addressing, problems with my cooler and leaking roof.  The truth is, those are very different issues, but none the less directly related to the fact that I have had to spend craploads of money to deal with such annoyances […]

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HNT All Over Again

July 26th, 2006 · 14 Comments

Today has been a very busy day for me.  On top of travelling nearly 400 miles today, and never getting further than 100 miles from my home town, I had a mother-in-law who's computer needed servicing.  All of this made for a lot of time spent sitting around doing nothing (but fortunately still getting paid […]

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Dead Man’s HNT

July 19th, 2006 · 18 Comments

On one of my many excursions to the Caribbean, which I go to about every other week (in my mind), I found this little island out in the middle of no where.  I set up my fully automatic camera/tripod combination to take a self-portrait on the beach.  Things are going nicely, when all of a […]

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My Big HNT

July 12th, 2006 · 10 Comments

I have a big hot dog!

Incidentally, this image is now available on t-shirts and other apparel in The SchadeBLOG Store .  Have at it! 
More information would normally be available by clicking on the blue HNT image in my right sidebar, but thanks to my incredible web brilliance, I managed to totally obliterate the right […]

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Patriotic HNT

July 5th, 2006 · 10 Comments

Happy Fourth of July, everyone!
As per the request of our dad, this week’s HNT is patriotic in nature.  And so, I show you my true colors.  Now, I as much as I’d like to say that by “true colors” I mean “I’m as patriotic as Rush Limbaugh in red, white, and blue spandex”, I can’t.  […]

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Super HNT

June 28th, 2006 · 13 Comments

Faster than a speeding blogger! More powerful than a CSS style sheet! Able to leap tall PHP code in a single bound!
It’s a bird!
It’s a plane!
It’s…SUPERSCHADEBOY!
Yes, it’s SuperSchadeboy - strange visitor from another planet who came to Earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal bloggers. SuperSchadeboy. Who can change […]

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HNT Bawls

June 21st, 2006 · 17 Comments

I’m not going to get into a lot of detail, here. Let’s just say that Gerald got his shrink ray thing working. I don’t know how, exactly. He kept mumbling something about feltzer valves, duct tape, and ball bearings. All I know is, I’m back to my normal size, and having […]

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Lazy Summer HNT

June 14th, 2006 · 16 Comments

Sorry folks.  Due to being excessively tired and not having enough time, I was not able to complete the planned HNT entry I had for this week.  Tune in next week when I continue my story from last week.  Did that make sense?  No?  I don’t care.
For this week, I have decided that it’s time […]

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