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We can all breath a sigh of relief, thanks to Belgian fashion designer Martin Margiela.  The caption for this should read "I better be getting paid a lot of money for this!"
 

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In my experience as a parent, I have found, as so many of you parents probably have also, that parents are really just a bunch of hypocrites.  And I mean this only in the nicest way possible.
What got me to thinking of this is the way that I recently tried to entice my daughters into […]

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Once again, it’s time to play the game where I pretend I have about 67,345.9 readers that actually send me important questions and hope that I will use my superior intellect to answer them. Today’s question comes from Roland Thumpleganger of Unicorn, PA (that’s a real city. The ZIP code is 17563. I am not making […]

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It’s been so long since my last post.  But I can’t think too much about that at the moment.  I have to relay a story that happened here in my little town.
We here in Sunny Sierra Vista, AZ don’t get a lot of media coverage. We’re a small little community of just over 40K, and basically nobody […]

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And all I can say is, go over here to see what’s been keeping me so freakin’ busy!
The business has been unbelievably busy these last few weeks.  The Christmas Season is upon us, and has hit with a vengeance.   We went from having a mere 20 orders a day (which didn’t seem so mere […]

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Technicality Girl Is Here!

I have a few heroes in life:

Wally from Dilbert
Dave Barry
Stephenie Meyer
J. K. Rowling

And now I can add Danae from Non Sequiter. I love that girl!

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I find this to be completely irrelevant. I think this thing is only counting the use of swearing, not actual content. Because, darn it if I don’t say some of the funniest adult-related stuff. Like pig smegma!

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I imagine the conversation during this incident went something along these lines:
Robber: Everyone get down on the floor, now!
Class: “Boot to the head!”  THUNK!
Robber:  Oh!  You booted me in the head!
Class: “Boot to the head!”  THUNK!  THUNK!  THUNK!  THUNK!  THUNK!  THUNK!

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Your wait is over

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