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I find this to be completely irrelevant. I think this thing is only counting the use of swearing, not actual content. Because, darn it if I don’t say some of the funniest adult-related stuff. Like pig smegma!

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I imagine the conversation during this incident went something along these lines:
Robber: Everyone get down on the floor, now!
Class: “Boot to the head!”  THUNK!
Robber:  Oh!  You booted me in the head!
Class: “Boot to the head!”  THUNK!  THUNK!  THUNK!  THUNK!  THUNK!  THUNK!

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Your wait is over

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I’ve said it before on this blog, and I’ll say it again; I absolutely love ketchup.  It’s the world’s most perfect condiment.  It magically improves the taste of a lot of foods in which taste was sort of left out of the mix (eggs and potatoes, for example) and it gives an extra kick to […]

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All I can say is, there’s a guy involved with this column somewhere.

This is pretty sad, to be honest.  I mean, this woman  writes in for some good advice, with a legitimate problem, and what is she told?  She’s told to make sure her vacuum pipes are properly clipped to her inlet manifold and that […]

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Okay, most of you by now know that I’m running a little bit of a side business over at Twilight Teez. The truth of the matter is this little business has taken over a lot of my spare time, which is why this blog doesn’t get updated as often as it used to. […]

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If you can’t drive a Manual, stay out of the driver’s seat.

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You get research like This.

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You’re starving.
You decide that the only thing that can sate your esurience is a simple conveyance built of two sides of baked wheat-gluten encasing a slice each of swine victual and aged bovine extract. A delight that many people have…delighted in…for centuries. A simple design with long lasting results.
That’s right, a ham and […]

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Multiple Micturation would be a darn good name for a rock band.

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