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The Lesson of the Sandwich

June 14th, 2007 · No Comments

You’re starving.
You decide that the only thing that can sate your esurience is a simple conveyance built of two sides of baked wheat-gluten encasing a slice each of swine victual and aged bovine extract. A delight that many people have…delighted in…for centuries. A simple design with long lasting results.
That’s right, a ham and […]

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Tags: Humor · Weird Stuff · Writing

Make No Mistake

June 10th, 2007 · No Comments

Multiple Micturation would be a darn good name for a rock band.

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Proof That Men Aren’t As Brilliant As They Claim

May 24th, 2007 · 1 Comment

Train/Woman tagteam: 1
Man: 0

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Because It’s Our Civic Duty

May 22nd, 2007 · 3 Comments

I have always felt that everyone should do their civic duty and serve as a peer on a jury panel. I use the term “serve” here in the same way I would use the phrase “waste your time”. Let me explain.
The other day I had the privilege of waiting around to see if […]

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Tags: Commentary · Humor

What Dad Wants

May 15th, 2007 · No Comments

My previous post inspired me to start thinking about Father’s Day.  I know, it’s a little too soon after Mother’s Day, but seriously, it’s going to fall upon us sooner than you think, and if you’re anything like me, it will come as a complete surprise; “Whoa!  It’s Father’s Day, already?  Dang, I need to […]

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Tags: Family · Guys Want This · Humor

Snapload Your Power Package

April 12th, 2007 · No Comments

My problem is, I’ve never been able to snapload my power package whenever my feet are flatloaded. Also, I use a power three que leader. Dang!

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This Is Precisely Why I Never Go Fishing

April 9th, 2007 · No Comments


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What The Crap?!

April 4th, 2007 · No Comments

Some of you are saying to yourselves, “Schadeboy!” Which is a funny thing to be saying to yourself.
“What’s up with this new look you got going here at SchadeBLOG?” you ask?
It’s temporary. I have upgraded the software powering the blog, and subsequently changed the template as well. It’s time for a major […]

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Tags: Humor

Down for Maintenance

April 3rd, 2007 · No Comments

For those of you who rely on SchadeBLOG for your daily dose of SchadeBLOG-ness, be aware that the blog will be undergoing a series of maintenance periods over the course of the next week or so.  I'm going to be upgrading to WordPress 2.1.3, as well as installing a new theme.  I'll even be changing […]

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Tags: Humor · The Blog

Some People Ask, “Schadeboy, why don’t you drink?”

April 2nd, 2007 · No Comments

And I answer, “because if I do, I end up waking up in unfamiliar places.

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Tags: Humor