You’re starving.
You decide that the only thing that can sate your esurience is a simple conveyance built of two sides of baked wheat-gluten encasing a slice each of swine victual and aged bovine extract. A delight that many people have…delighted in…for centuries. A simple design with long lasting results.
That’s right, a ham and […]
Entries Tagged as 'Humor'
The Lesson of the Sandwich
June 14th, 2007 · No Comments
Tags: Humor · Weird Stuff · Writing
Make No Mistake
June 10th, 2007 · No Comments
Multiple Micturation would be a darn good name for a rock band.
Tags: Humor
Proof That Men Aren’t As Brilliant As They Claim
May 24th, 2007 · 1 Comment
Train/Woman tagteam: 1
Man: 0
Tags: Humor
Because It’s Our Civic Duty
May 22nd, 2007 · 3 Comments
I have always felt that everyone should do their civic duty and serve as a peer on a jury panel. I use the term “serve” here in the same way I would use the phrase “waste your time”. Let me explain.
The other day I had the privilege of waiting around to see if […]
Tags: Commentary · Humor
What Dad Wants
May 15th, 2007 · No Comments
My previous post inspired me to start thinking about Father’s Day. I know, it’s a little too soon after Mother’s Day, but seriously, it’s going to fall upon us sooner than you think, and if you’re anything like me, it will come as a complete surprise; “Whoa! It’s Father’s Day, already? Dang, I need to […]
Tags: Family · Guys Want This · Humor
Snapload Your Power Package
April 12th, 2007 · No Comments
My problem is, I’ve never been able to snapload my power package whenever my feet are flatloaded. Also, I use a power three que leader. Dang!
Tags: Humor
This Is Precisely Why I Never Go Fishing
April 9th, 2007 · No Comments
Tags: Humor
What The Crap?!
April 4th, 2007 · No Comments
Some of you are saying to yourselves, “Schadeboy!” Which is a funny thing to be saying to yourself.
“What’s up with this new look you got going here at SchadeBLOG?” you ask?
It’s temporary. I have upgraded the software powering the blog, and subsequently changed the template as well. It’s time for a major […]
Tags: Humor
Down for Maintenance
April 3rd, 2007 · No Comments
For those of you who rely on SchadeBLOG for your daily dose of SchadeBLOG-ness, be aware that the blog will be undergoing a series of maintenance periods over the course of the next week or so. I'm going to be upgrading to WordPress 2.1.3, as well as installing a new theme. I'll even be changing […]
Some People Ask, “Schadeboy, why don’t you drink?”
April 2nd, 2007 · No Comments
And I answer, “because if I do, I end up waking up in unfamiliar places.
Tags: Humor
