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And I answer, “because if I do, I end up waking up in unfamiliar places.

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I’m obese, so I’m allowed to find this funny.
If you disagree with me, you’re wrong.

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You feel pretty confident, so you try Unassisted Childbirth (UC).  Having succeeded in that, realizing that you are pretty much invincible, what's next?  We present to you Extreme UC.

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And this will be only one of the reasons for it.

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By and large, because this blog is a classy, family-friendly blog, we will not, in any way, be posting a link to this.
This has been your Blog Policy update for today. 

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…Oral.
Editor’s Note: We do not intend in any way to legitimize any of these quotes or suggest that they are, by any means, actual quotes from any particular court room drama. What we are saying, however, is that Myasthenia Gravis would be a good name for a rock band.

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It wasn't long ago when we were doting over the youngest of the Schadelings.  But now, it seems, we have a new one on the way.  Schadeling number five is on the way, currently being lovingly baked in the oven of Mrs. Schadeboy.  ETA is sometime in…let's see…1…2…3…August or something.  I don't know.  I have […]

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I, Mr. Schadeboy, have been sent back to beautiful sunny Virginia, which actually hasn’t been so terribly sunny as of late, on a business trip to help test and certify a system called the Emergency Response Vehicle, or ERV.  I’ll give more details on this later, but for now, suffice it to say that this […]

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I’ve been telling my bosses this all my life.

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Recently, I ordered a brand-new battery for my brand-old Dell laptop computer.  This computer has been a workhorse for me, and has given very little trouble over the last four and a half years.  It’s been extremely reliable and I understand that’s unusual for a Dell.  So it’s very hard for me to justify (to […]

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