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Patriotic HNT

July 5th, 2006 · 10 Comments

Happy Fourth of July, everyone!
As per the request of our dad, this week’s HNT is patriotic in nature.  And so, I show you my true colors.  Now, I as much as I’d like to say that by “true colors” I mean “I’m as patriotic as Rush Limbaugh in red, white, and blue spandex”, I can’t.  […]

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Super HNT

June 28th, 2006 · 13 Comments

Faster than a speeding blogger! More powerful than a CSS style sheet! Able to leap tall PHP code in a single bound!
It’s a bird!
It’s a plane!
It’s…SUPERSCHADEBOY!
Yes, it’s SuperSchadeboy - strange visitor from another planet who came to Earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal bloggers. SuperSchadeboy. Who can change […]

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HNT Bawls

June 21st, 2006 · 17 Comments

I’m not going to get into a lot of detail, here. Let’s just say that Gerald got his shrink ray thing working. I don’t know how, exactly. He kept mumbling something about feltzer valves, duct tape, and ball bearings. All I know is, I’m back to my normal size, and having […]

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Tiny HNT

June 8th, 2006 · 12 Comments

I have a friend. I’ll call him Gerald because he does not want me to tell you his name is Bob. Gerald is quite a character. He’s very much a typical nerd. You know, thick glasses with tape in the middle, plaid shirts, goes around quoting Einstein to people who haven’t […]

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UHO - Unidentified Half-Nekkid Object

June 1st, 2006 · 14 Comments

Late Spring days are very nice, around here. Allowing for a nice relaxing read, sitting on my favorite chair on my porch with a tall cup of ice-cold lemonade. The cold liquid caressed the back of my parched throat like water on a crusty, cracked river bed. My book - On Basalisk Station […]

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HNT and the Centaur

May 24th, 2006 · 13 Comments

A couple of weeks ago, as a Mother’s Day present to my wife, I took my children and my dog to the San Pedro river just a mere five minutes or so away from my house so she could have a couple of hours to herself. The kids had a blast, and we all […]

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HNT Celebrate Good Times, Come On!

May 17th, 2006 · 14 Comments

The first time I was introduced to HNT was through a friend of mine. He and I both agreed at the time it would be great opportunity to generate traffic to our individual sites. So we read the guidelines and set about putting up our first HNT images. But there’s just one […]

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Three Heads HNT

May 10th, 2006 · 19 Comments

So there I was, wandering around in the woods in Chesapeake, VA., enjoying the scenery and stuff. I was getting ready to take a picture of the foliage around me when I hear someone approaching. It actually sounds like a few people, you know? Talking to each other. Well, I figure […]

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Swimming With The Sharks HNT

April 26th, 2006 · 16 Comments

Out here in Suffolk, VA, I’m very close to a lot of interesting things. Our Nation’s Capitol, Virginia Beach, Norfolk Naval Base (which I hope to visit Thursday), and as I found out last Sunday, The Virginia Marine Science Museum is right there on the beach. Weird that they’d put it there.
Anyway, while […]

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Undecided HNT

April 19th, 2006 · 17 Comments

I’m on a business trip in Suffolk, VA. Last Saturday I went to Virginia Beach. Now, I’ve not been to every beach in the world, but I’ve been to a few of them. I mean no offense to any native Virginians, but I can only imagine that Virginia Beach is not much […]

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