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Watch out for the Butt Cam!

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This is exactly why us guys don’t stop to ask for directions.

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One of my greatest influences and inspirations claims to have turned 60 today.  Frankly, I don’t believe him.  He plays in a rock band, for the love of Chad!  How can anyone who plays in a rock band be 60?
Anyway, Happy Birthday, Dave!  Here’s to yet another 20 years of great work!

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You’re sitting in your pool lounge, sipping a lovely refreshing beverage, thinking to yourself that life couldn’t get much better. The phone rings, and you begrudginly get out to answer it, and that’s when you realize the the person who called you at that precise moment saved your freakin’ life!
Key Quote: “A county spokesperson […]

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Would Vegetarian Dogs be a good name for a rock band?
(Answer: Yes)

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Spot needs a date

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And dad wants this
We have only two questions:
1 - Can it go 88 miles per hour?
2 - Does it come complete with its own, built-in flux capacitor?

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It's just a giant floating banana over Texas. Happens all the time.
Update: Clicking the link appears to take you to a page that is blank.  Fortunately for me, the problem has absolutely nothing to do with me or the way I linked to it.  Even if it did, I don't care.

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Watch out!

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Talk about clearing a room…

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