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Don’t Panic!

January 4th, 2007 · 1 Comment

It's just a giant floating banana over Texas. Happens all the time.
Update: Clicking the link appears to take you to a page that is blank.  Fortunately for me, the problem has absolutely nothing to do with me or the way I linked to it.  Even if it did, I don't care.

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Tags: Thanks to Dave Barry · Weird Stuff

Attention Straight Vegetarians!

December 12th, 2006 · No Comments

Watch out!

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Tags: Humor · Thanks to Dave Barry · Weird Stuff

Holy High-Altitude Aromatic Fluctuations!

December 5th, 2006 · No Comments

Talk about clearing a room…

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Tags: Humor · Thanks to Dave Barry

Jimmy Nuetron Is In Michigan

November 22nd, 2006 · No Comments

And now he's dabbling in nuclear fusion
Key Quote "Originally, he wanted to build a hyperbaric chamber," [his mother] said, adding that she promptly said no. But, when he came asking about the nuclear fusion machine, she relented.
Of course, being a guy, deep down I'm green with envy.

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Tags: Guys Want This · Thanks to Dave Barry

Quality Assurance Gone Bad (a continuing series…we think)

November 20th, 2006 · No Comments

We present to you, Dora the Explorer.

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Tags: Thanks to Dave Barry

You Know What This Means?

November 17th, 2006 · No Comments

Thanks to this case, PETA can now stop accusing us of eating animals.

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Tags: Humor · Thanks to Dave Barry

And Now We Take You To Texas…

November 14th, 2006 · 1 Comment

…where they do not put up with senseless shenanigans.

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Tags: Humor · Thanks to Dave Barry

Birthday-related Insanity Check

November 2nd, 2006 · 1 Comment

Brilliant get-rich-slowly scheme or illustration of mental illness?
We report, you decide.
Editor’s Note: While we can’t disagree with the choice of year, we must admit we don’t have the patience to use this to get rich.

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Tags: Thanks to Dave Barry

Happy Halloween

October 29th, 2006 · No Comments

HALLOWEEN HANGMAN

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Tags: Humor · Productivity Enhancers · Thanks to Dave Barry

This Place Sucks

October 24th, 2006 · 1 Comment

Well, at least that's what Spirit says.

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Tags: Humor · Thanks to Dave Barry