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The beer has gone to their heads over there.

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Arizona Morons
Arizona Moron: Hey, fire. Time out, okay?
Fire: (burning)
Arizona Moron: I’ll take that as a yes. I’ll be right back. No more than a few minutes.
Fire: (still burning)
Arizona Moron: Good, okay, just stay cool.

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According to this article, men spend more on women on Valentine's Day than women do on men. What they don't say is that while us guys may be spending more, we're not exactly buying very good gifts. Take for instance my friend Norbert Smogtoasten, who's philosophy on gift giving is "Give them what […]

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Flintshire Councilhuman 1: Hey, I have an idea that will keep our roads safe to drive on.
Flintshire Councilhuman 2: What’s that?
Flintshire Councilhuman 1: Let’s put a sugar-based grit on the roads to make them easier to drive on during the winter. That will solve all of our .problems.

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Because Santa Clause will beat the crap out of you.

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You can never have too many Christmas lights Okay, seriously, though, this page is really cool. The guy has over 26,000 Christmas lights, but there is a reason and it's not because he's simply a guy trying to outdo his neighbors. Read the web site and make a donation, if you can. […]

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Along comes Nope, It’s Soap!

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And that is that Flamable Body Fluids would be an excellent name for a rock band.

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There will be no underpants in these hallways.

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Famous last words.

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