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Nothing to See Here…Yet

February 13th, 2006 · 1 Comment

It has come to my notice that I have not posted anything here of particular interest in the last few weeks. Mostly odds and ends and links to other web sites.
This post will do nothing to change that.
However, I am working to turn things around here. It’s just that I like to write […]

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Da Da Da Daaaaah, Da Da Daaaaaa….

February 9th, 2006 · No Comments

In case you couldn’t tell, I was da-da-da-ing the theme to Indiana Jones. And there’s a reason. I read an interview with Harrison Ford, who is currently pushing his new film Firewall. He’s got anothe project in the works called Manhunt about the guy who captured John Willkes Booth (the Lincoln assasinatorer). […]

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Oh, Baby!

February 8th, 2006 · No Comments

I gotta get me one of these!
Here’s a smaller one. It’s only $4,000.00.
I’d like to point out the yard. Um…who has a yard like that?!

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Attention Advertisement Writers!

February 7th, 2006 · No Comments

If you must play with the Babelfish, please, please, please do not submit the results to your oriental cutomers. Otherwise, something like this could happen.
Key Quotes:
“Not only people who love cars but also like mechanical things must have dreamed at least once.”
“It delivers the feeling of being stoked to you as […]

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How To Build Your Own Laptop Computer

February 4th, 2006 · 2 Comments

I suppose this is one way to do it.

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Penny Towers

February 3rd, 2006 · No Comments

Alyssa, Peder, Jose, and the others have far too much time on their hands.
Update: It’s not as easy as it looks. This stuff takes practice. I tried it for about 15 minutes before I gave up. I may be a patient man, but there are limits to what even I can bear.

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Hypocrits - All of Them

February 3rd, 2006 · No Comments

If anyone has been following this, then you know that the Islam world is pretty miffed over some cartoons featuring Mohammad that appeared in a Danish newspaper.
All I can say is that those who are getting pissed off about all of this are a bunch of hypocrits. They have no problem dissing our religions […]

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If you need me, you know where to find me.

February 1st, 2006 · No Comments

That’s right. I’ll be in my napmosphere.

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I Am A Loser

January 30th, 2006 · No Comments

As an update to my previous post regarding my weight loss program, I would like to make a short comment here about my progress. Over the weekend, I discovered that I am now able to cinch my belt to the last notch. Not the last one on the outside, but the innermost one. […]

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Attention Restaurant Owners

January 29th, 2006 · No Comments

Keep your eye out on this guy if he comes into your all-you-can-eat buffet line.

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